Shipping policy

Shipping Policy

We offer free shipping on orders over $75 because we reward commitment to the cause (buying shirts instead of folding laundry).

Order Processing

Orders are typically processed within 5-7 business days after an order is placed. We're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Processing times may vary during peak periods (like when everyone realizes they need a sarcastic mom shirt at the same time).

Shipping & Delivery

Once your order has shipped, delivery typically takes 2-5 business days, depending on your location and whether USPS is having a good week.

Order Updates

Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely - we support both approaches.

Secure Checkout

All payments are processed through a secure and encrypted checkout system because identity theft is not the kind of chaos we're going for here.

Please note that delivery times are estimates and may be impacted by carrier delays, weather conditions, or other factors outside our control. We can't control the mail, we can barely control our own kids.