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What You're Getting

This isn't your average t-shirt. Made with premium, ring-spun cotton, this tee is lightweight, breathable, and designed for long-lasting comfort - because if you're going to wear the same shirt three days in a row, it should at least feel good.

The soft feel and durable construction make it an easy go-to for daily wear. Whether worn on its own or layered under the hoodie you haven't washed in two weeks, this shirt delivers a clean look with a comfortable, relaxed fit you'll want to wear again and again.

Exceptional Customer Service

We believe great products deserve great support. Our team is here to provide quick responses, clear communication, and helpful solutions whenever you need assistance. We're actual humans who respond to emails, not bots programmed to gaslight you.

Shop with confidence knowing your purchase is backed by our 30-day money-back guarantee. If there's an issue with your order, we'll work with you to make it right. No unnecessary drama required.

✅ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee ✅ Friendly, reliable customer support (seriously, we're nice)

Mom-Owned Small Business

In a world where many brands are run by large, faceless corporations, we choose to do things differently. We're proudly independent and built around real people, real values, and real passion for surviving parenthood with our sanity mostly intact.

I'm the founder behind the brand. I created this business to bring together my love of deadpan humor, questionable life choices, and the belief that moms deserve shirts that say what we're all thinking.

Thanks for being here and supporting small business instead of bezos.

— Carly Johnston