{"product_id":"tiny-human-whisperer-t-shirt","title":"Tiny Human Whisperer T-Shirt","description":"A relaxed, garment-dyed tee with a playful, hand-illustrated front that reads “HAMBURGER HELP ME.” Soft, heavyweight cotton drapes with a lived-in feel and gentle color variation from the post-construction dye process. The illustration of a messy-bunned figure peeking over a mug adds a wink of daily chaos — a shirt that reads like a private joke for anyone who runs on coffee and comfort food. Wear it around the house, to low-key hangouts, or on casual errand days when you want comfort and personality without effort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for soft color depth and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL in 58 color options; consult size chart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48429951090943,"sku":"32345453342360614848","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":48429951123711,"sku":"81959760930833149661","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48429951156479,"sku":"94812273872696216209","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":48429951189247,"sku":"15536027615841741424","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48429951222015,"sku":"10560519267510551599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":48429951254783,"sku":"14667699430344580639","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48429951287551,"sku":"17356422725739669484","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":48429951320319,"sku":"55218771072820727716","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48429951353087,"sku":"31869114141974382076","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":48429951385855,"sku":"20193179504913664054","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":48429951418623,"sku":"17590782177784698386","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48429951451391,"sku":"21913497201856271524","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/3293\/2863\/files\/20260424054844-1f13fa14-1a97-601c-b75e-e2bf8db3a98d.png?v=1777010055","url":"https:\/\/probablyfine.shop\/products\/tiny-human-whisperer-t-shirt","provider":"Probably Fine Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}