{"product_id":"im-going-to-act-normal-and-stable-today-wish-me-luck-t-shirt","title":"I'm Going to Act Normal and Stable Today - Wish Me Luck T-Shirt","description":"A relaxed, garment-dyed tee with a playful, hand-illustrated front that reads “HAMBURGER HELP ME.” Soft, heavyweight cotton drapes with a lived-in feel and gentle color variation from the post-construction dye process. The illustration of a messy-bunned figure peeking over a mug adds a wink of daily chaos — a shirt that reads like a private joke for anyone who runs on coffee and comfort food. Wear it around the house, to low-key hangouts, or on casual errand days when you want comfort and personality without effort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for soft color depth and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL in 58 color options; consult size chart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48494552350975,"sku":"31414096870872313961","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48494552383743,"sku":"12774998483699955671","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ S","offer_id":48494552416511,"sku":"97422039685653540007","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":48494552449279,"sku":"30263339737962892378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ S","offer_id":48494552482047,"sku":"20467660440523653971","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48494552514815,"sku":"26540343641286748052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48494552547583,"sku":"14842344150851425775","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ M","offer_id":48494552580351,"sku":"88755470232046521442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":48494552613119,"sku":"26008288601723929332","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ M","offer_id":48494552645887,"sku":"23700926262260675689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48494552678655,"sku":"13409546008930732948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48494552711423,"sku":"14190666309531799881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ L","offer_id":48494552744191,"sku":"18634803939951347785","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":48494552776959,"sku":"26465196342329526324","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ L","offer_id":48494552809727,"sku":"68051426661240407375","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48494552842495,"sku":"19612411910278940134","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48494552875263,"sku":"58465812783793900412","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ XL","offer_id":48494552908031,"sku":"95848497930349727372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":48494552940799,"sku":"35397674060713114146","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ XL","offer_id":48494552973567,"sku":"96239846132433282644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48494553006335,"sku":"15392764261947548271","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48494553039103,"sku":"13324493775158107266","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ 2XL","offer_id":48494553071871,"sku":"60824387631948923969","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":48494553104639,"sku":"15484083525618828115","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 2XL","offer_id":48494553137407,"sku":"12260102223051078761","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48494553170175,"sku":"20377475657575278563","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":48494553202943,"sku":"30015819275217064679","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ 3XL","offer_id":48494553235711,"sku":"68930261701855422015","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48494553268479,"sku":"10464844948136647117","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 3XL","offer_id":48494553301247,"sku":"11854566818885283317","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/3293\/2863\/files\/20260507230830-1f14a69a-9b9a-6b54-87ed-264065c2729f.png?v=1778195574","url":"https:\/\/probablyfine.shop\/products\/im-going-to-act-normal-and-stable-today-wish-me-luck-t-shirt","provider":"Probably Fine Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}